Chinese Antiques Auction

What do you think of these jokes?
How the police are called twins? How can you back that we are getting old? You going to an antiques auction and three people bid on you. A safe at a Wendy in Manchester, New Hampshire, was arrested and stolen all the money. The "Leader Union, "said the assailant was an employee with a long-standing beef with the company – Ronald McDonald. King Kong was sentenced to one year in prison in Miami. According the "Tampa Tribune," Kong, a Chinese national, was arrested on charges of alien smuggling.
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Fine Asian Art and Antiques Auction
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